Mostly Harmless

I like long walks on the beach, sunsets, and poking rancid things with sticks.


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Reblogged from fevra

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

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Reblogged from buttmst3k

steveholtvstheuniverse:

erlenwald:

131-di:

buttmst3k:

designing and animating a diverse cast of women is hard

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translation: we’re afraid to make women look different and “ugly” by giving them emotions that aren’t cutesy and cuddly because that would give people the idea that they’re human and not dolls to sell for Disney profit

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this post is back and 10x better

(via chestertherocketeer)

Reblogged from sunsuhage

420-666:

aaliyah1979-2001:

sunsuhage:

the most comforting words a father can say

look at the fucking dog

I’m crying again

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Reblogged from scootco19
tommypickles:

scootco19:

We all await the day that we see this on our sheet music

soft moan through instrument if possible

tommypickles:

scootco19:

We all await the day that we see this on our sheet music

soft moan through instrument if possible

(via wrong-page)

Reblogged from coralised

cocainedollarbillsandmyhlp:

trophic:

trophic:

i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent

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ok i cant stop laughing omfg

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I’M SCREAMING

No need to scream, Olivia.

(Source: coralised, via voldesnorts)

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tastefullyoffensive:

For sale, obtainable, purchasable, acquirable, gettable [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

For sale, obtainable, purchasable, acquirable, gettable [via]

(via laughbitches)

Reblogged from its-called-deduction-use-it

boyquail:

its-called-deduction-use-it:

Psst, feminists.
The equal pay act of 1963 made wage gap illegal.
Hear that?
Illegal.
Facts are shocking, right?

you know what else is illegal? meth

you know what people still do? meth

(via egzgag)

Reblogged from shego

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

(via laughbitches)

Reblogged from staythatswhatimeanttosay

xzdp:

221cbakerstreet:

whatsupd0c:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

Not all men

Wat

(via laughbitches)

Reblogged from toastradamus

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(via laughbitches)

Reblogged from sixpenceee

gmansthoughts:

sixpenceee:

space-transgressor:

mopedsandbullshit:

blacksupervillain:

piccolowasablackman:

sixpenceee:

A reservoir of water three times the volume of all the oceans has been discovered deep beneath the Earth’s surface. The finding could help explain where Earth’s seas came from.

The water is hidden inside a blue rock that lies 700 kilometres underground in the mantle, the layer of hot rock between Earth’s surface and its core.

Some geologists think water arrived in comets as they struck planets, but the new discovery supports an alternative idea that the ocean oozed out of Earth’s interior layer.

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OH MY GODDDDDDD -NERDS OUT-

That’s where the lizard people live

Watch

mind blown

WHAT THE FUCK

I just wanna point something out.

You know how you always see those pictures of the strange types of fish that live in the deep, deep sea?

like this one

or this one

and this one

If any and if possible imagine what the fish look like in the DEEP, DEEP sea. 

I’m smelling a million dollar creepy story. 

Looks like we found Cthulu. Goddamn humankind, what hell with be wrought on us.

(via laughbitches)

Reblogged from gif-guy
missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

(Source: gif-guy, via laughbitches)

Reblogged from thedisneyfeels

thedisneyfeels:

The appreciation of board games in disney films

(via egzgag)

Reblogged from onac911

katyfuckingtanner:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

IM FUCKING DYING

(via organicalchemist)