Mostly Harmless

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Reblogged from artemisfowlstolemysoul
artemisfowlstolemysoul:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Oh my god


I looked at their triggers page and I just can’t this is too much
OBAMACARE???
BLANKETS????
G R A V I T Y???????

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Oh my god

I looked at their triggers page and I just can’t this is too much

OBAMACARE???

BLANKETS????

G R A V I T Y???????

(via egzgag)

Reblogged from notincontolofthemuse

waitforthemovie:

Niles, my spiritual guide, my idol

(Source: notincontolofthemuse, via frozen-mayonnaise)

Reblogged from awwww-cute
laureninlilly:

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

bwaaaaa I can’t

laureninlilly:

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

bwaaaaa I can’t

(via bostonhouseparty)

Reblogged from fagflow
fstw:

blackdenimjeans:

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

Is it possible I’m actually carrying a foal?

especially if you live in Arkansas

fstw:

blackdenimjeans:

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

Is it possible I’m actually carrying a foal?

especially if you live in Arkansas

(Source: fagflow, via adultnapped)

Reblogged from odolnost1-deactivated20130621

dutchster:

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage

(via sniffing)

Reblogged from thenewenlightenmentage
thenewenlightenmentage:

Can you learn in your sleep?
Sleep learning used to be a pipe dream. Now neuroscientists say they have found ways to enhance your memory with your eyes closed, says David Robson.
Just before you climb under your duvet, you carefully prepare your room. You sprinkle a few drops of incense on your pillow, put on some headphones, and place a strange-looking band over your scalp. Then you go to sleep. The ritual takes just a few minutes, but you hope this could accelerate your learning of a diverse range of skills: whether you are trying to master the piano, tennis or fluent French. You won’t recall a single aspect of the night’s “training” – but that doesn’t matter: your performance the next morning should be better, all the same.
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thenewenlightenmentage:

Can you learn in your sleep?

Sleep learning used to be a pipe dream. Now neuroscientists say they have found ways to enhance your memory with your eyes closed, says David Robson.

Just before you climb under your duvet, you carefully prepare your room. You sprinkle a few drops of incense on your pillow, put on some headphones, and place a strange-looking band over your scalp. Then you go to sleep. The ritual takes just a few minutes, but you hope this could accelerate your learning of a diverse range of skills: whether you are trying to master the piano, tennis or fluent French. You won’t recall a single aspect of the night’s “training” – but that doesn’t matter: your performance the next morning should be better, all the same.

Continue Reading

(via organicalchemist)

Reblogged from gardenburger

i-am-of-asgard:

oakamatic:

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

#chRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FUCKeDA LLAMA

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(via blisteringasshole)

Reblogged from pincuo
pincuo:

Lavender field, Provence, France

pincuo:

Lavender field, Provence, France

(via terriernon)

Reblogged from croahtoan

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: croahtoan, via blisteringasshole)

Reblogged from imyourdestinymotherfucker

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via blisteringasshole)

Reblogged from donttouchlola
tehnakki:

fyeahcaptainmarvelshair:

donttouchlola:

So the Captain Marvel figure also comes with her helmet-less head

You mean “alternative hairstyle.”


She is an Air Force pilot. They’ve got enough ego for two heads.

tehnakki:

fyeahcaptainmarvelshair:

donttouchlola:

So the Captain Marvel figure also comes with her helmet-less head

You mean “alternative hairstyle.”

She is an Air Force pilot. They’ve got enough ego for two heads.

(via feministcaptainkirk)

Reblogged from officialunitedstates

officialunitedstates:

tortoises live really long so I have strapped a giant ceramic plate to my back and now I walk really slowly on all fours to my board meetings

(via laughing-papaya)

Reblogged from muffintop-less
that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

(Source: muffintop-less, via egzgag)

Reblogged from stileshelbig

grassybby:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

Omfg

(Source: stileshelbig, via egzgag)

Reblogged from giantgagofficial
burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

(Source: giantgagofficial, via egzgag)